This Quick Transmigration Experience Is A Bit Sweet Chapter 31

Chapter 31:  Stealing My House

            Because they wanted to catch them on scene, Zong Yuan and Jiang Sheng’yan hurried down the mountain after eating.

It was just the two of them so it was easier to find a vehicle to borrow. After walking through the steepest section of the road, Zong Yuan patted the back seat of the bicycle and said, "Come, sit."

Jiang Sheng’yan sat down, but after ten minutes on the bicycle, he couldn’t stand it anymore, "Stop stop stop, it hurts."

The bicycle rolled over small rocks from time to time, so the ride was quite bumpy. The metal seat that he was sitting on made his butt hurt. Jiang Sheng’yan clutched his butt with a pained expression on his face, "It hurts too much, I don't want to sit anymore."

Zong Yuan made him turn around, "Let me see."

"Look at what sh*t," Jiang Sheng’yan turned his back towards him and moved his hands away obediently, "What can you even see with my pants on."

He really couldn’t see anything.

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Zong Yuan didn't wait for him to respond. Feeling full of pity, he stretched out his big hand and rubbed him, "Does it still hurt?"

His palms were full of calluses and were very rough, but his fingers were long and slender. One of his hands could cover half of Jiang Sheng'yan's buttcheek, which was soft and plump.  

His massaging technique was like kneading two lumps of freshly steamed soft white steamed buns.

Jiang Sheng'yan's complexion rapidly turned red within a split second. He didn't dare to move. He stuttered his words, "It's still a little...A little bit painful."

Zong Yuan squatted halfway, and at a distance of five or six centimeters, he blew on President Jiang's butt, "It's alright, it's alright."

Jiang Sheng'yan felt a numbing but soothing sensation crawl up from the bottom of his feet, "Don't ... don't do that."

He could hear the sound of his own heartbeat, and he could even hear the slight trembling of Zong Yuan's hand. He might be touching the fabric, but he was actually playing with his heartbeat.

Zong Yuan figured that it was about time, and he slapped his butt. A clear "thud" noise sounded. "That's enough, let's get going. We can walk until there's a concrete road and then climb onto the bike."

He pushed the bicycle forward for more than ten meters and then he felt a gust of wind. Jiang Sheng'yan had just ran past him with a sunken expression on his face. He gave Zong Yuan a vicious look, 

     Hmph, men.

  Aunt Lin hurriedly got off the vehicle and almost tripped and fell. Uncle Wang helped her, "Take your time, don't rush."

"How could I not rush?" Aunt Lin looked panicked, and she spoke loudly, "What did he mean last night? He must have known what happened already. I already said that it won't work, but he still insisted that I do it. I asked the college student that lives next door already--- it's illegal and I'll be sent to jail. If I don't rush, what if something bad happens? Will you be the one sent to jail or me?"

When they arrived at the hotel, they went straight to the elevator, but the receptionist stopped them, "Old man, old lady, where are you going?"

Aunt Lin said with a cold face, "We’re looking for Mr. Lin in room 316."

The receptionist smiled, "Good thing I stopped you then. Mr. Lin left last night. He asked us to help him deliver a message if we saw you. He said that back then when he was drinking with this old man, he unknowingly said some nonsensical stuff, so he hopes that you two would forgive him."

Uncle Wang looked dazed and asked quickly, "What does he mean, when did I drink with him?"

Aunt Lin also agreed, "That's right, it's obviously a lie. He's just trying to shoo us away. I have to go up and see for myself. Just because you said he's gone, it doesn't mean he's actually gone. How do I know if you're lying or not?"

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She pushed the receptionist aside, and the receptionist almost fell over.  The receptionist was not happy anymore, and her face was stern, "Why are you pushing me?"

Aunt Lin pulled Uncle Wang towards the elevator entrance, "You're still a young girl yet your lie through your teeth. You should learn to be a good proper person."

The receptionist was so irritated, she wanted to curse out to them. A young man with dyed blonde hair came running in from outside of the hotel, "A'lian, what's the matter?"

The receptionist replied, "I told them that Mr. Lin has left already, but they refuse to believe me. Didn't you see him leaving last night? You can testify to me."

The blonde hair man asked, "The two of them are here to find that person surnamed Lin?"

He immediately picked up the phone and said a few words.

Zong Yuan and Jiang Sheng'yan had just arrived at the entrance of the town. Jiang Sheng'yan saw a young man in ripped pants go up to Zong Yuan and say, "Hey, Brother Yuan, why are you only here now? The man you told us to keep an eye on left last night. Right now there is a middle-aged couple looking for them."

Jiang Sheng'yan openly eavesdropped on them, "Assistant Lin left last night?"

Such perfect timing.

Zong Yuan asked the young man, "They're in the hotel?"

"Yeah, they don't believe that he left."

Zong Yuan narrowed his eyes slightly and said to Jiang Sheng'yan, "Those two people are feeling guilty. You can figure out what to do with Assistant Lin. You have a plan, right?"

Jiang Sheng'yan raised his chin, "Easy peasy"

When they walked to the hotel, they bumped into Aunt Lin and Uncle Wang who were angrily cursing because they couldn't find Assistant Lin. 

The two of them saw Zong Yuan and Jiang Sheng’yan from a distance, and they felt their heart skip a beat.  "Hey, Boss Jiang, what are you doing around here?"

Jiang Sheng’yan didn't want to beat around the bush, "Tell me, who told you to install a camera at my place?"

Uncle Wang acted timid and cowardly, "What camera? I don't know what you’re talking about."

Jiang Sheng’yan’s face turned hostile, "Then I’ll call the police and ask them to check it out."

Aunt Lin was frightened by this, "Don't, don't. Boss Jiang, we didn't mean to do it. It was that person surnamed Lin, he threatened us. He said that if we don’t install it, then he will call the cops on us. "

Zong Yuan suddenly asked, "What did he threaten you with?"

"He told us that if we don’t install it, he will reveal that we occupied your house1 when you weren’t here.”

Aunt Lin suddenly shut up.

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She subconsciously took a step back, "I didn't say anything"

"F*ck off.." Jiang Sheng’yan didn't expect that this happened. He was completely irritated, and his entire body was shaking with anger, "Occupying my place?!"

Jiang Sheng’yan's old house was the fondest memory of his childhood and his grandfather.

It was the only memory he had that was related to his family.

Zong Yuan hugged him and supported his body. Jiang Sheng’yan grabbed onto Zong Yuan's hand, "Where the f*ck did you get the guts from?"

Uncle Wang stammered, "We were wrong."

"Ah," Aunt Lin sighed, "Look, Boss Jiang, we were doing you a favour. You hired us to clean the place regularly, but cleaning the place is not as good as having people live there. What are you angry for? Look, we took good care of the old house. Don’t be too angry. We were really sorry."

I’m sleeping in the bed that you two have slept in. When I wasn’t here, you claimed the house as your own.  

Jiang Sheng’yan was so agitated by her words that he wanted to beat them up but Zong Yuan held him still. He looked at the two of them coldly, "So you’re saying that you’re doing this out of goodwill?!"

Aunt Lin and Uncle Wang stared at each other. Although she felt that it was no big deal, she wasn’t able to say anything.

The young man who was watching the drama on the side suddenly regained his senses, and pointed to Wang and Lin. He spoke with a surprised voice, "You’re the two landlords from the Li Village."

Aunt Lin and Uncle Wang felt a chill in their hearts.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Don’t insult people."

The young man dodged Aunt Lin’s hand and nonchalantly spoke to Zong Yuan and Jiang Sheng’yan too, "Brother Yuan, don’t you know that they came into town to rent out an old house? The rent was high, but there were still some people willing to pay. However, they still complained that the pay was too less. People asked them how they obtained a house like that. Guess what they said?”

Zong Yuan was expressionless, "What?"

"They acted very proud, saying that their dead father left the house for them. People tried to get them to take out the title deed, but they just cursed at them. In the end, no one dared to rent the place."

"It was quite a mess at the time, but no one really knew who the two people were since they always met people in secret. I didn't expect those people to be them. Now I know though."

"The f*ck?!" Jiang Sheng’yan didn’t even know what to scold. His face was pale, "I will kill you all."

Zong Yuan said directly, "Call the police."

He held Jiang Sheng’yan back in fear that he would become too emotional and try to beat them up. He looked at Aunt Lin and Uncle Wang with frigid eyes, and slowly smiled, "Don't worry, small crimes can also become large crimes."

Jiang Sheng’yan wished he could devour these two people alive. What the f*ck was going on. The most beautiful and important thing that he tucked away in his heart was destroyed and ruined just like that and he had no clue about it until now.

The thought that his bedroom, bathroom, study room and kitchen were used by these two people was absolutely disgusting. There were probably those so-called "tenants" who visited his old house whenever they wanted to.

Aunt Lin tried to act brave, "Don't try to scare us. At most, we will just be fined. We can sue you for trying to threaten us.”    

Uncle Wang tugged at her clothes, and Aunt Lin brushed his hand away, "Don't bother me"

Zong Yuan, "Very good."

He took out Jiang Sheng’yan's cell phone and whispered into his ear, "Calm down, don't be tricked by them."

Aunt Lin saw him dialing the phone and she panicked. She sat down on the ground and cried, "Everyone walking by, come take a look. Oh, what a cruel young man. He’s trying to kill his mom."

"Does justice exist? They want to kill us. The poor have no human rights."

People passing by slowly formed a circle around them, "What's going on here?"

"Probably a pitiful old couple from some family."

"Another shameful child."

"Who are they?"

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The people around pointed at them, and the young man looked dumbfounded, "The f*ck? Don't believe them, they’re liars."

The moment he spoke up, other people recognized him, "Isn't this the gangster who wanders the street all day?"

"It's him, all right. How could a person who hangs out with a gangster be good?"

"Worse than monsters. Look, she’s lying on the ground crying already. How badly was she bullied?"

Jiang Sheng’yan was so infuriated, he wanted to escape out of Zong Yuan's grasp, "What sh*t do you know?!"

The passersby became agitated.

"What an uneducated person."

"What an unfilial person. You should just die. You should get hit by a car for mistreating seniors."

Zong Yuan remained calm. He lowered his head and asked Jiang Sheng’yan, "Where is your wallet?"

Jiang Sheng’yan’s hand was trembling with anger when he handed his wallet to Zong Yuan. 

Zong Yuan directly took out a thick wad and waved it a few times in the air. People kept looking at the wad of money in his hand which was like a piece of a cake that attracted people to shut up.

Zong Yuan casually held it in his hand, "I am happy today. Whoever satisfies my requirements can take a bill. "

The crowd who had been pointing at them a moment ago suddenly grew quiet.

Everyone set their eyes onto him.

There was no need to explain much to this group of people. Zong Yuan was very straightforward, "Whoever points at these two people and curses at them, I’ll give the person a bill. Whoever spits on them, I’ll give the person two bills. "

No one answered and they all looked at each other.

The young man suddenly moved. He ran to Aunt Lin and spat on her. He felt satisfied, "I have been wanting to do this for a long time."

Zong Yuan smiled and gave him two bills. His eyes turned slowly over to the crowd, “Anyone else?"

The crowd was silent for a second, and then a large spitting sound sounded.

It seemed that the people who pointed to their noses and scolded them just a moment ago did not even exist.

Jiang Sheng’yan had stayed silent for a long time, "What the h*ll. My man finally won back my pride.”

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Translator’s Notes

1. Occupying my place 鸠占鹊巢

The phrase refers to how doves don’t make their own nests and would occupy a magpie’s nest. It is a metaphor used to say that someone is occupying another person’s place without their consent. 

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