This Quick Transmigration Experience Is A Bit Sweet Chapter 43

Chapter 43: Madam, Please Come Out Of The Sedan Chair

In the deserted frontier land, the wedding group has been travelling on the long road for three days.

The person in the carriage was the Right Prime Minister’s favorite son.

The Prime Minister was a wise man, and he was able to clearly separate personal and work matters. Others will take one step while thinking about the next three steps, while he was able to see the end of the path. This was because he was too clever, but ironically, it was his cleverness that led to his demise and his son had to suffer.

The person he had to marry was not a young talent who lived in the capital, nor was he a relative of the imperial family. The person was Qi Han’guang, the great general who was responsible for guarding the frontier all year round.

Qi Han’guang was a sturdy, vicious, bold and scheming man, but he had lost three wives and was left with two children.

The Right Prime Minister comforted his wife, who was crying, and used "nothing happens more than three times" as evidence.

In the swaying carriage, for the first time, Zong Yuan had to wear a cloth over his head for the first time in his life. The expression under the head cloth was one that could stop children from crying at night.

0046 is extremely guilty, "Although you are a ‘ge’er’... but at least you’re still a man, right?"

With a dark expression on his face, Zong Yuan searched himself, and touched his “bird” 1. He didn’t find anything frightening in that area and he was finally able to let out a sigh of relief. 

Fortunately, fortunately, I’m still a man

How can someone with such a large bird be a ge’er? 

0046 solved his question, "Look at the red dots between the brows and on the wrist."

Zong Yuan had such a tough and handsome face, but there is a bright and tacky red dot between his eyebrows.

In his eyes, it was so ugly that it's nondescript, but in the eyes of others, it was beautiful. So beautiful, that other than the word ‘beautiful’, there were no other descriptions.

The reputable name of the prime minister’s noble son was well known in the entire Capital City.

The babbling voice of the woman outside of the sedan chair could still be heard. With a dark expression on Zong Yuan’s face, he listened to the voice for the entire journey. He really wanted to break through the window, and say "Damn you."

He never thought that there would come a day where he had to sit in a sedan chair with a head covering, and marry into someone’s family. 

 F*ck.

0046 comforted him dryly, "You can't leave, Zong Yuan, think about the mission!"

Screw the mission!

He heard that this Qi Han’guang was a two-meter tall sturdy man with a full face of beard. Zong Yuan thought that maybe they could become sworn brothers and ask this general to help him find his lover.

 Oh, the word was that there were two children too?

The General Mansion that was not far away was brightly lit. The five-year-old eldest son and the three-year-old second son hid behind the pavilion to watch people coming in and out.

Qi Dong’jing tugged at his brother's clothes, and asked cutely, "Brother, what are we doing?"

Qi Dongjun's face was sullen, and with an angry adorable childish voice, he lectured his younger brother, "From today on, we will have a mother. No, wait, a daddy! Of course we have to see daddy first!"

Qi Dong’jing nodded puzzledly, and looked at his brother in admiration with his big eyes.

Qi Dong’jun's small torso straightened.

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The servant behind them lowered his head and smirked. He couldn't help but to hope that the new madam would have a gentle and kind temperament, and could treat the two young masters well.

Study Room

After arranging the various matters, a few people listened to the noise outside and couldn't help laughing. "I heard that the madam hasn’t reached the age of twenty yet. Our general is really an old bull that is eating young tender grass this time, right? ."

The military advisor touched his beard and joined in on the fun, "No, this is the son of the prime minister. If it weren't for the fact that the Right Prime Minister fooled himself by trying to be clever, our General would not be appointed to this marriage."

Qi Han’guang sat in his seat looking at reports. He didn't care about their jokes at all.

Someone asked, "The sedan chair should arrive at the gate of the General's Mansion right away. Isn't the General going to prepare?"

Qi Han’guang sneered, showing no interest, "I hope this new madam will be smarter and treat my two children well and not be too stupid."

Zong Yuan was sweating because of the clothes on his body, so he rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs. He wished that he was wearing a sleeveless top and shorts instead. The red head cover was also tossed aside.

His rough man's temperament exuded outwards without any concealment at all.

0046 couldn't help it, "Can you be a little more polite and well-mannered like a noble girl?"

Zong Yuan sneered, and he was about to untie his pants to let him see his own asset. "That general is not necessarily better than me, and you want me to act lady-like?"

Zong Yuan, who was led by a mermaid and never restrained, was able to sit on the sedan chair as a result of suppressing his temper.

At the General's Mansion, instruments were already being blown and strummed, and there were circles and circles of crowds joining the excitement. When the wedding group from the Prime Minister Mansion arrived, a loud "boom" was heard and everyone shouted enthusiastically.

"The new madam’s pomp is really grand!"

"I heard that it has been simplified! I wonder if people from the capital can stand the weather in the frontier."

"Why wouldn’t they be! Didn't our general say that this place is very good?"

"That's right, that’s right. The General’s Madam will like it here."

In the noise, everyone stretched out their neck to look at the beautiful sedan chair, wishing that they could get a look before the General could.

The military advisor smiled, "They’re here!"

Qi Han’guang stood up and ordered the people around him to clean up the table. With a leisurely pace, he went out to welcome the wedding group. The front of the General's Mansion was overcrowded, and the servants were lined up one by one at the gate to welcome his madam. 

Qi Dong’jing’s small figure was still with his older brother in the pavilion. He turned his head in shock and said, "Brother, we are not the first to see Daddy!"

Qi Dong’jun grimaced, watching the crowd at the door, and then he looked at his brother and himself, who were both only three heads tall. He couldn’t hold his tears in and started crying loudly. 

Qi Dong’jing watched his brother cry, pouted his lips, and started crying too.

The guards who followed them were rough and tough. Not only did they not know how to coax children, they were also scared that their calloused fingers would injure the delicate skin on the children’s faces.

Just when they were feeling helpless, a group of people happened to pass by. Their eyesgiht was good, and they saw the two little boys crying from a distance, "Look at our two young masters. They know that their Daddy is coming, so they’re crying from happiness."

Several people laughed.

The military advisor ran over with distress, "Why are you crying. Ah, my heart hurts seeing you two cry."

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Qi Dong’jing choked, "We weren’t, weren’t able to see Daddy."

Qi Dong’jun was even more sad. He was crying and helping his younger brother wipe away his tears. "Brother, I’ll hold you up so you can see!"

He wrapped his arms around Qi Dong’jing's belly. He exerted all of his strength, but he still couldn’t lift his brother up. 

Qi Dong’jun only felt cold all over, and in that moment, it seemed like the world was desolate and that he was pitiful because he was unloved. He cried even harder.

Qi Han’guang’s capable subordinate Zhang Qi walked over with a stifled smile and pointed at the guard who didn’t know what to do. “Hold the two children up. They must be the first to see the madam. Do you hear me?”

The guards, "Yes!"

Zong Yuan sat in the sedan chair like a man and listened to the excitement outside.

The sedan chair had been put down by the carriers , and the lady that accompanied him spoke in a joyful voice, "General? Come welcome the bride!"

The footsteps outside came closer and closer, and Zong Yuan raised his eyebrows. Under the urging of 0046, he slowly tidied up his clothes, and then put on the head cover in disgust.

So f*cking annoying.

The sound of footsteps outside reached the front of the sedan chair. Zong Yuan couldn't see anything. He wasn’t scared at all. The mermaid nourished him so well that even in ancient times, he was still a super human.

Who cares who he was, it doesn't matter. 

The curtain of the sedan chair was pulled up, and light shone in. Qi Han’guang saw the Prime Minister’s son sitting in the sedan chair obediently. He laughed and stretched out his hand, "Madam, please."

The hand is bony, slender and beautiful, and his voice was soft and clear--- he didn’t seem like a fierce warrior.

Zong Yuan didn’t budge; he didn’t need someone to help him out.

Qi Han’guang thought that his madam, who had grown up spoiled, hadn’t heard clearly. After all, the surroundings were noisy, so he increased his volume and said, "Madam, please."

0046 asked him, "Zong Yuan!"

Give 0046 some face.

Zong Yuan casually raised his hand and placed it on Qi Han’guang's.

Qi Han’guang's hand was very big, and because he has been practicing with weapons all the time, his fingers were slender and strong, and the large and small calluses formed a thick layer of skin on his hand. Once Zong Yuan's hand was placed on it... his hand was even bigger than Qi Han’guang's hand? !

The contrast made Qi Han’guang's hands look exceptionally delicate and small.

Qi Han’guang felt odd, and his smile stiffened, "Madam?"

Is this really his madam, and not a servant?

Zong Yuan curled his lips when he saw the two hands together. His hands were not even as big as Zong Yuan, let alone other places. Marry him? Bro, you are not qualified.

He responded without any care, "Yeah."

The lady watched Qi Han’guang help her Young Master out of the sedan, and tears formed in the corners of her eyes. She wiped her eyes, stepped forward to take Zong Yuan's hand from the General, and guided him into the mansion.

Because he was feeling uncomfortable in his heart, he didn't pay attention to Qi Hanguang's expression.

Qi Han’guang, "..."

Forget it, it was inevitable that there would be noble sons with large hands in the world. Appearing surprised would it seem like he was ignorant. Stay calm, stay calm.

Qi Dong’jun and Qi Dong’jing were carefully held in guards arms beside the main entrance. Seeing their father and the new madam dressed in red clothes and head cover approaching, the two children suddenly became a little nervous.

Qi Dong’jing cried inexplicably, "It seems that father won't sleep together with us anymore."

Qi Dong’jun retorted while puffing up his cheeks, "No way!"

His voice lacked a bit of confidence.

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Zong Yuan's superhuman body allowed him to hear the words of these two little kids from far away. He waited for Qi Han’guang, who was behind him, to come up. They walked side by side to the mansion.

The little brats were jealous hahaha.

Qi Han’guang could clearly see the tears in the childrens’ eyes. He glanced at the children, silently comforting them.

It was a pity that his normal attitude was too strict and meticulous, so when the little boys saw their father looking at them, they thought he was glaring at them. They couldn’t hold backt their tears at this moment, and they were bawling again.

The sound of the two children crying together was not small.

Qi Dong’jun and Qi Dong’jing sounded so sad when they were crying. They kept calling our "Father, Father" while crying, and the hearts of those who heard them cry were broken.

Qi Hanguang sighed. He felt put for them. Before he had a chance to go up to them and comfort them with a few words, he saw his madam whose head cover was not lifted yet, was walking over there with large strides. 

A thought flashed across Qi Han’guang's mind. The way this noble son walks….is even more manly than Qi Han’guang?

Qi Dong’jun and Qi Dong’jing cried and watched their new daddy walk to the front of them. Qi Dong’jun, who felt like he was a grownup, wanted to hold back the crying, but he ended up letting out a few crying hiccups.

Zong Yuan, "Oh, little kid, the snot from your nose is getting into your mouth."

Qi Dong’jing glanced at his brother instinctively. While crying and hiccuping, he said with disdain, "Hey, brother, you’re dirty."

Qi Dong’jun almost started crying again.

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Author’s Note

The author has something to say: The bottom hasn't slept with all three wives! Will explain later! He doesn’t feel anything if it’s not Brother Yuan. Sniffle sniffle. Friends, don’t get agitated!

Hahahaha, first write an ancient one and then come a modern one! The few remaining ones with modern settings are very fun, I need to neutralize them with one set in hte ancient times! Love you guys! This is not historically accurate! ! !

Qi Hanguang: Damn it! This person has bigger hands than me! Damn it! This guy is taller than me!

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Qi Hanguang (wanting to cry but there were no tears): Damn it! Is his bird bigger than me? !

Brother Yuan, 100% man! ! ! ! There is no intersex! Can't get pregnant! ! !

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Translator’s Notes 

1. Bird 

This is a euphemism for a male’s p*nis. 

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