This Quick Transmigration Experience Is A Bit Sweet Chapter 22

Chapter 22: I Find It Disgusting  

When Jiang Shengyan was sleeping soundly, he heard sounds outside.

He was woken up by the noise, "Who the hell is outside?"

He didn't even wear his shoes, and he walked out of the bedroom barefoot. An elderly woman was standing in the living room carrying a bag and she smiled awkwardly, "Mr. Jiang, my noise must have bothered you."

Jiang Sheng’yan suppressed his frowning eyebrows, "Aunt Lin, weren’t you coming here tomorrow?"

Aunt Lin still had a basket of vegetables by her feet, "I feared that you won't be able to eat, so I came here earlier."

This old house has been cleaned and taken care of very well this entire time. Jiang Sheng’yan calmed down his voice, "I will sleep for a bit more, keep the noise lower."

Aunt Lin readily agreed.

She watched Jiang Sheng’yan walk back into the bedroom, and then she let go of the bag in her hand and walked into the kitchen with light steps.

Today’s weather was still very hot as usual. Zong Yuan got up a long time ago. Chen Hong’mei was making food, and she hesitated for a bit and packed another portion. "Xiao’Mo, how about you deliver a portion to Boss Jiang."

Zong Xiao’mo was brushing her teeth and washing her face during that moment. "Mom, I am not familiar with him, why don't you get my brother to go"

"Seriously? You’re such a big girl already. I’m just asking you to deliver a meal, and I can’t even get you to listen to my words. " Chen Hong’mei brushed the wok and boiled water. "Your brother is busy. If you are unfamiliar, you will be familiar with him after seeing him a few more times. My daughter is not ugly anyway.

 "Mom."

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Zong Yuan washed his face, walked over and picked up the packed meal in the basket, "Mom, I'll go and I’ll be back soon."

Aunt Lin was cooking porridge when the door was knocked. She wiped her hands and said, "I’m coming, I’m coming."

She opened the door and looked, "Woah, isn't this the son of the old Zong family, is something wrong?"

Aunt Lin was in her early forties; she was a bit overweight, and looked kind and friendly. She was wearing an apron at this time, and the tightly tied thin apron-ties caused layers of fat around her waist to bulge out.

Zong Yuan looked inside through the crack in the door and noticed that there was no movement inside, so he didn't know if Jiang Sheng'yan was sleeping or something went wrong, "I'm looking for Boss Jiang, is he here?"

Aunt Lin opened the door and let him in, "Mr. Jiang is still sleeping. Come in and wait."

There was a strong fragrance in the room. Zong Yuan looked around calmly, and asked Aunt Lin, "You recognize me?"

"Yes, yes. Every single person within the neighboring villages knows that you are a good role model for bringing glory to the country."

Zong Yuan, "Are you from the next village over?"

Aunt Lin, "Yes, the next village over."

Zong Yuan glanced at the clock hanging on the wall, "It's nothing important, I’ll leave first."

Before Aunt Lin's could say any words to ask him to stay, Zong Yuan had walked out the door. She looked at Zong Yuan's back, "He’s so big now."

"Who came?"

Jiang Sheng’yan walked to the sofa with a lazy expression. He moved the tip of his nose, and he smelled a familiar smell of smoke, "Tsk, that hillbilly came."

Aunt Lin, "Hillbilly?"

Jiang Shengyan rubbed his hair, "It's nothing. You can go back once the meal is made. I won’t trouble you with the rest."

Aunt Lin smiled awkwardly, and asked, feeling concerned, "Can you take care of yourself?"

"I can."

These two days were sunny, and the wheat had to be cut before it rained. Zong Yuan's speed was very fast, and after working for the entire morning, speed was comparable to the speed of two people.

0046 uttered a praise, "As expected of Zong Yuan, he is excellent in everything."

Zongyuan wiped a handful of sweat off his chin, "Don't bother me."

The sun was so fierce that he couldn't even look at it, and an adult man’s temper became irritable as he was heated in the sunlight.

0046, "Calm, calm."

Jiang Sheng’yan came out for a walk at noon, and as if he was possessed by a ghost, he sneaked into the vicinity of Zong Yuan’s house. Zong Xiao’mo was hurriedly rushing to the fields, and then she was stunned when she saw him, "Boss Jiang"

Jiang Sheng’yan did not act awkward at all and he squinted at the meal she was holding in her arms, "You’re going to deliver food to the hill-- to Zong Yuan?"

Zong Xiao’mo nodded and nervously wanted to leave, "My brother hasn't eaten yet, I gotta go first."

Jiang Shengyan stretched out a hand to stop her, "Give it to me, I happen have to go there for something."

Without waiting for Zong Xiao’mo's consent, he grabbed it with one hand, and with a step taken by his long legs, he instantly pulled their distance apart.

 Zong Xiaomo, "Wait, do you know where it is."

Jiang Shengyan gave her an “ok” gesture with his hand.

Zong Yuan was sitting under the tree to rest. His body was covered with a lot of wheat awns, and he was uncomfortably itchy. There was a clear stream at the foot of the nearby mountain. No one but his family was growing crops on this land. He waited for his mom or Zong Xiao’mo to bring his meal, so that he could go clean up himself.

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When Jiang Sheng’yan came here, he saw Zong Yuan sitting on the ground in a daze.

With a mischievous plan in mind, he held his breath and focused his mind, and snuck up behind Zong Yuan, "Hey."

Zong Yuan, "..."

His eyelids twitched, and he looked at Jiang Sheng’yan with a stern face, "What are you doing?"

Jiang Sheng’yan hooked the basket handle with two fingers, "I came to deliver you food, no need to thank me."

Zong Yuan looked along the path and no one was there. He breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank you, Boss Jiang. If you have nothing else, then go back."

He stood up and walked towards the stream, and it did not seem like he was going to eat. Jiang Sheng’yan was in a bad mood and he coldly said, "You don't plan to eat the meal I delivered."

 Zong Yuan kept walking, "I need to wash my hands."

You’re just washing your hands, why make a big fuss about it, can’t you just say it directly? Jiang Sheng’yan put down the food and followed him to the back of the mountain.

There were not many flowers near the stream, but there were a lot of weeds. Zong Yuan looked at the river carefully, and he was relieved when he was certain that no fishes could be seen.

He took off his clothes neatly and shook them clean. He lightly dipped himself into the cool water and breathed out a long breath, feeling refreshed.

The stream was not deep and it should have been a small branch of a larger river, so there were no fish. The stream was shallow and it only reached Zong Yuan's abdomen; it could barely cover his important part.

Jiang Sheng’yan stood in a place not far away to stare at him dumbfoundedly. 

The eyesight was really good; whether it was the relaxed expression on Zong Yuan's face or the arc of the water drops sliding along his curvy muscles of his body, he could see everything clearly.

His mind told him that it was ill-mannered to look, but in reality, he could only awkwardly, really awkwardly look. He wasn’t even able to move his feet away.

Zong Yuan glanced at him from the corner of his eyes, "Boss Jiang"

Jiang Sheng’yan snapped out of it and almost jumped up, "You exhibitionist."

Zong Yuan did not have a chance to refute because 0046 shouted in panic, "Zong Yuan, Zong Yuan, there’s a fish."

With a loud splash of water, Jiang Sheng’yan watched Zong Yuan's face change drastically and he rushed to the shore, directly to the front of him.

Zong Yuan’s “bird1” was exposed in the wind.

Jiang Shengyan had a shocked expression and stared straight at the “bird” that had made an appearance.

Zong Yuan's face stiffened and he embarrassed, "Boss Jiang, how about you go back first"

Jiang Sheng’yan murmured, "You f*cking have such a large asset."

He glanced at himself subconsciously, and then back at Zong Yuan. His face turned colorful and it was both red and green; it was very marvelous looking.

Zong Yuan took this sentence as a compliment, and his embarrassed feelings turned into being cheeky. He took a leisurely stroll around, and while putting on his clothes, he spoke modestly, "Nothing much, nothing much."

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Jiang Sheng’yan seemed like he was still in a daze.

After he unconsciously followed Zong Yuan to eat under the tree, he suddenly remembered, "You’re afraid of fish."

Jiang Sheng’yan had a weird expression and he forced out a smile.

Zong Yuan momentarily stopped eating, "No."

Jiang Sheng’yan snorted and laughed at him at the bottom of his heart, but on the outside, he tried not to hurt his pride. Chen Hong’mei’s cooking was really good. She was the one that cooked the meal at lunch; it was a  simple dish of veggies with chili and fried beans. Jiang Sheng’yan watched Zong Yuan eat and he felt hungry again. “I’m hungry.”

Zong Yuan found another pair of chopsticks and a bowl from the bottom of the basket and gave Jiang Sheng’yan some food, "Eat."

Jiang Sheng’yan was disgusted, and he picked up the vegetables and placed them into Zong Yuan's bowl, "Why do such things like vegetables exist?"

Zong Yuan was taken aback.

Fu Xin secretly picked out his vegetables and placed them into Zong Yuan’s bowl, while pouting, "Husband, can you help me eat them? Why do such things like vegetables exist in this world?"

Zong Yuan put the vegetables that Jiang Sheng’yan had placed in his bowl into his mouth, "Fu Xin."

Jiang Sheng’yan moved his ears, "Who?"

Zong Yuan put down the bowl and he smiled indulgently. Unlimited amount of longing and nostalgia was hidden in this smile. "My first love."

The bowl in Jiang Sheng’yan's hand fell directly to the ground, and the white rice turned black as it rolled in the mud. A violent and inexplicable emotion suddenly rushed into his heart. He sneered coldly, "Don't f*cking call the name of your first love out to me."

"I find it disgusting."

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Translator’s Notes

1. Bird 鸟

This is a euphemism for a man’s p*nis. AHHH *runs away*

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