This Quick Transmigration Experience Is A Bit Sweet Chapter 23

Chapter 23: If You're Competent, Then Bite Me

The atmosphere was quiet. Zong Yuan frowned, "You find it disgusting?"

Jiang Sheng’yan remained expressionless even though his words were full of aggression, "Am I not allowed to find it disgusting?"

He didn't even know where this anger came from; he felt like everything he saw was unpleasant.

0046, "Did you trigger him? He’s a dog that’s single1."

Zong Yuan understood now, "Boss Jiang, you don't have to be angry, I am also single now."

When did I fucking get angry. 

What was amazing was that Jiang Sheng’yan was really comforted by these words, and his emotions quickly calmed down, "That something Xin, you like the person a lot, don’t you."

He regretted it the moment he said that, "Forget it, don’t tell me. I’m not interested in knowing."

Zong Yuan’s words were pushed back down into his throat and it caused him to choke, and he couldn’t say a single word. The corner of his eyes twitched. He picked up the bowl and continued to eat. President Jiang was now dissatisfied with his behaviour, "F*ck."

Zong Yuan took a deep breath and asked him with a stern face, "What’s wrong with you now?"

Jiang Sheng’yan paced back and forth irritably, "I'm annoyed."

He turned his head around and stared at Zong Yuan. Several strands of his hair were splashed by the stream water, and the partially wet strands laid flat against the top of his head. The sunlight reflected off of his hair and this golden light flashed in his eyes.

F*cking first love.

Someone in the distance swayed slowly and leisurely on a three wheeler as they approached here. Jiang Sheng’yan looked at Zong Yuan's bowl of rice with a sunken expression on his face, "Are you full now?"

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Just when Zong Yuan was about to speak, the person riding the three-wheeler arrived at this place and greeted in surprise, "Mr. Jiang, why are you here?"

Jiang Sheng’yan waved his hand, "Uncle Wang, you go first, don't stay here and annoy me."

This was Uncle Wang. 

Zong Yuan interrupted, "Wait, what's on the vehicle?" He walked a few steps, and saw that small appliances filled up the little space on the three-wheeler. 

Uncle Wang looked at Zong Yuan, feeling that he looked unfamiliar, "You are..?"

Jiang Sheng'yan patiently informed, "Uncle Wang, go on first."

He had a very cold tone, and Uncle Wang smiled to lighten up the mood, "Okay, okay, I'll go first, and I’ll see Mr. Jiang later."

Zong Yuan followed his path with his eyes and asked 0046, "Those were all electrical appliances on the vehicle?"

"Ah," 0046 felt guilty, "I didn't pay attention."

Jiang Shengyan, "Are you done looking?"

Zong Yuan turned his head, and saw that Jiang Sheng'yan seemed to be smiling, but the anger on his face could be easily detected, "Why do you care so much about the affairs of my house?"

Asking other people? Why don’t you just f*cking ask me?

Zong Yuan felt his head hurt again; he lowered his voice and discussed, "Jiang Sheng’yan, can you act more normal?"

As if a light bulb filament was burnt out, the thread in Jiang Sheng’yan's mind was completely snapped with the sound of a pop. The unexplainable sense of irritability overwhelmed him. He pounced forward with his mouth open wide and he ferociously bit Zong Yuan. He acted like Zong Yuan owed him 80 million.

"Sh*t," Zong Yuan was distracted by Jiang Sheng’yan's distorted expression so he forgot to dodge. He let out a siss noise. "Are you a f*cking dog?"

Jiang Sheng’yan was pushed away and he licked his lips. He looked at the circle of teeth marks across his clothes, and curled his lips in a happy mood, “I’m happy to be one."

0046 fanned Zong Yuan in a frightened manner, "Calm down, calm down, let's not be bothered by what he did."

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Zong Yuan's thin lips were pressed tightly together and the ends of his eyebrows were raised-- this was the exact look of a person that was about to become angry. However, Jiang Sheng’yan laughed when he saw him like this. He unbuttoned his shirt and said, "Come on, I will let you take a bite too. I can even take off my shirt and let you bite me, how does that sound?"

By the time he finished speaking, he had already unbuttoned most of the buttons. His shirt slipped down from his collar bones, and a large portion of his chest was exposed.

The areas that were supposed to be pale, were pale, while the areas that were supposed to be red, were red.

The heat of the weather was enough to make one’s heart waver, and the arousing effect of the intense sunlight was comparable to nine whole Deer Pizzles2. Yet he still insisted on doing that. 

Zong Yuan suddenly turned his head, “Put your f*cking shirt back on."

Jiang Sheng’yan’s expression darkened. I allowed you to bite, yet you didn’t bite me, and you even expressed disdain towards me? "I refuse."

He felt a bit aggrieved and he didn't even see Zong Yuan's terrible expression at all, "Bite me."

Zong Yuan only felt that his heart was tired.

He didn't want to waste any more time with Jiang Sheng’yan. He picked up the sickle on the ground and walked into the wheat field. Jiang Sheng'yan stood alone under the tree and he kicked the ground violently.

In the evening, Chen Hong’mei came to help tie the wheat up into bundles. She was shocked when she came here, "Hey, isn't this Boss Jiang?"

Zong Yuan raised his head to look, and there was a dim shadow under the tree, and he couldn't see clearly.

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"What's going on, did he fall asleep?"

Zong Yuan casually wiped his hands twice with the towel Chen Hong’mei gave him, and hurriedly ran to the tree. Jiang Sheng’yan was leaning against the tree trunk while sleeping soundly. He occasionally smacked his lips a few times, and he appeared completely naïve and careless.

He sighed and reached out to pat Jiang Sheng’yan's face, "Boss Jiang. Jiang Sheng’yan, wake up."

 Jiang Sheng’yan pushed away his hand, turned to the other side and continued to sleep.

 Zong Yuan tugged at his ear "Jiang Sheng'yan, it's dark out already."

Jiang Sheng’yan remained motionless.

Chen Hong’mei came over from behind, "How can he sleep here? Seriously. There are too many mosquitoes and ants in this place." She suggested, "A'yuan, how about you send Boss Jiang back home. We can't let him sleep here."

Zong Yuan raised one of Jiang Sheng’yan's arms, "Mom, wait for me to come back before you carry the wheat, you can't carry it alone.  I will send him home and I’ll be back soon."

Exerting a bit of strength, he put Jiang Sheng’yan on his back to carry him and hurried over to Jiang Sheng’yan's house with ease.

Chen Hong’mei looked at their backs, shook her head, and continued to bundle the wheat.

Jiang Sheng’yan was shaken awake on Zong Yuan’s back. He opened his eyes faintly and it took him several seconds to realize what was going on. Zong Yuan’s back was wide, strong, and warm, and he gave him a full sense of security. He didn’t know which emotion led him to this, but he decided to close his mouth and he didn’t make a single sound, and faintly close his eyes so that he could pretend that he did not wake up yet.

 0046 "..." What is this human being doing? Is he awake or not?

"Zong Yuan, he seems to have awoken."

Zong Yuan slowed down his steps and turned his head to the side to look at Jiang Sheng’yan, who he carried on his back, "Jiang Sheng’yan"

The person on his back was sound asleep and didn’t give him the slightest response.

 Jiang Sheng’yan felt guilty and was nervous. Zong Yuan said slowly, "Pretending to sleep"

 "I didn't." He instinctively sat up and retorted. When his eyes met with Zong Yuan’s slanted eyes, he realized that he was tricked. President Jiang tried to explain himself, "I just woke up."

Zong Yuan didn't put him down. Jiang Sheng’yan's house was not too far ahead. He said, "I’ll pretend that I didn’t realize you were pretending to be asleep, so just lie flat down properly."

"Weirdo," President Jiang made a face as disdain as he obediently laid back onto his back, and he could feel Zong Yuan's strong muscles, "Why do you acting like this?"

Because I need to inspect your house, idiot.

Zong Yuan jokingly said, "I'm worried that Boss Jiang has slept so much that your legs are weak and cannot walk."

Jiang Sheng’yan made a scorned face, "Men with weak legs have kidney problems3. I'm sorry, my kidney is good."

"..."Zong Yuan, "Shut up."

He had arrived at the door and knocked. It was still Aunt Lin from this morning who opened the door. She looked surprised when she saw Jiang Sheng'yan carried on Zong Yuan's back. She felt worried and anxious, "Oh no, what happened to Mr. Jiang?"

Just now, Jiang Sheng'yan wanted to tell Zongyuan that no one was at home, but now he secretly frowned. Didn’t I tell Aunt Lin to leave?

Zong Yuan, "Boss Jiang fell asleep."

Aunt Lin breathed a sigh of relief and shouted into the room, "Old Wang, come here for a bit."

Zong Yuan glanced at Aunt Lin.

Uncle Wang rushed out with a screwdriver in his hand, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"Woah, what's wrong with Mr. Jiang?"

He tossed the screwdriver in his hand away and wanted to help remove Jiang Sheng'yan from Zong Yuan's back. Zong Yuan stepped back, avoiding his hand, "Where is Boss Jiang's room? I'll just carry him over there myself."

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Aunt Lin smiled, "That's fine too. Come here, Zong boy. Follow me."

Jiang Sheng'yan laid on Zong Yuan's back comfortably, as if it was more than normal to do so.

Zong Yuan placed Jiang Sheng'yan on his bed and looked at Aunt Lin, "Aunt Lin, go ahead and continue with you work. I'll wipe Boss Jiang's body."

Aunt Lin nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes. Please do, he really shouldn't sleep like that on a hot day like this."

She closed the door, and Zong Yuan kicked Jiang Sheng'yan's foot, "Hey, it's time to wake up." He looked around Jiang Sheng'yan's room and heard a rustling sound coming from the bed.

Jiang Sheng'yan narrowed his eyes, and began to take it off his clothing without saying a word, "Didn't you say you were going to wipe my body, well, come on."

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Translator’s Notes

1. A dog that’s single 单身狗

I kept the literal translation here, and this phrase is popular in China to poke fun at people who are single. 

2. Deer Pizzle 鹿鞭

Yes, you did not read it incorrectly, it is indeed a deer penis. Eating deer pizzle is believed to have aphrodisiac effects in men. 

3. Kidney problems 肾虚

In Chinese medicine, it is said that men with kidney problems have low libido.

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